Jokes about AnimalsStories about animals are often stories about us, human beings.
- How to distinguish a bull from a cow?
- When you milk the bull, it smiles.
It was late spring. It was hot, but it also rained often. The vegetation took advantage of this favorable situation and everything was beautifully green and fragrant. A tired old dog
walked into my yard. From the necklace and the well fed belly I saw that he had a home and was well cared for. He calmly approached me and I patted him on the back. Then he followed
me into the house, walking slowly down the hall. He curled up in a corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he walked over to the door and I took him out of the house. He is gone. The
next day he came back, greeted me in the corridor, entered and took his place in the corner, still sleeping for about an hour. This was repeated for several weeks. Out of curiosity,
I inserted a small piece of paper to his necklace with the following message:
A black man walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the parrot in amazement and asks:
A little mosquito, after her mother's advice, embarks on her first flight. At home, after ten minutes, the mom asks:
In a circus, a young lion is waiting for his first performance. Very nervous he asks his father:
A man walks a snail on leash and meets one his friend. Friend tells him:
A panda walks into a bar, goes right to the counter, grabs a sandwich and after having eaten it he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots the bartender. Then, as though nothing had happened, he walks out. Everyone in the bar is sitting all speechless and petrified but suddenly someone breaks the silence:
- How hedgehogs mate?
- The life is full of surprises, tells a hedgehog, and gets down from a brush.
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment:
It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.