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A labor inspector comes to a factory that produces chicken sausages. He talks to the production manager:
I made fun of fat men and I became fat. I teased the bald men and I became bald. Now I tease only the rich.
I was sitting in a dentist's studio. It was my first time here; the dentist was recommended to me by a friend. His degree was hanging on the wall. Reading it, I realized that
the name and surname sounded familiar to me. He arrived in my class in the middle of the first semester. He was tall, handsome, with blue eyes: I immediately fell in love with
him, but I never had the courage to tell it to him. When my turn came, I entered the dental studio. In front of me there was an old man, with little white hair, lots of wrinkles
on his face and a pair of glasses with very thick lenses. When I seated on the chair, I couldn't help myself:
I asked my girlfriend:
- I do not care who your father is, but while I'm fishing you cannot walk on the lake.
People are always worried. About college exams, for example. They kill themselves for their unhappy loves, cry for the past times, breaks their backs for tough jobs, go to war for the ideals of others, are sad for the most meaningless things. And I am here, sitting in the chair, trying to find the beginning of the scotch tape.
A famous actress of the film dedicated to adults goes to the church to make her own confession to the priest. She tells him her sins, related mainly to her world of work. The priest listens
carefully and after a while his breathing becomes labored. "You are a priest" - he was telling himself - "you have to resist to the temptation". The actress realizes that the priest was
excited and she begins to feel that way too. Her story becomes even more hard, more detailed and she begins to unbutton her shirt. The priest sees what happens and start to sweat heavily.
"You are a priest, you must resist" - he continues to encourage himself. In the meanwhile, the woman took off her bra, skirt and her underpants. Turned on, she was starting to get nervous
because the priest did not pass to the action. So she leaves the confessional. The man follows her. She sits on the altar, raises a leg and starts to touch herself, all in front of the priest
who was getting crazy. He looks up to the top and looks at the statue of the Jesus.
She sends him a SMS message:
- How did it end the fight with your wife?
- She came crawling to me.
- And what did she say?
- Get out from under the bed!
A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says:
A woman is complaining to her neighbor:
Two blondes are chatting about the interruption of electricity that was two days before.
Husband and wife watch a boxing match. He: