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A policeman calls the central:
- Boss, the woman killed her husband, he shot him with a gun in the head, then stabbed him a dozen times, cut his penis and threw him in the garbage.
- Jesus Christ! But why?
- She says he walked on the floor she had just washed.
- Did you arrest her?
- Not yet; we wait for the floor to dry.

Two neighbors:
- My car was stolen yesterday.
- Did you go to the police?
- Yes, but they say they didn't do it.

The phone rings:
- Hello, am I speaking with the police station?
- Yes, how can I help you?
- Tell me a joke.
- Sir, we are working here. We don't have time for jokes.
- Ha! Ha! This was so funny! Thank you!

I hate people who takes drugs, especially those from the police and customs officers.

- Why the cops and their dogs face exams separately?
- So the cops can't copy.

A cop finds a monkey long the road and decides to bring it to his boss.
- What should I do with this monkey?
- It's obvious, take it to the zoo.
The next day, while the boss is going home, he meets the cop who is hanging out with the monkey.
- I told you to take it to the zoo.
- Yesterday I brought the monkey to the zoo. Today, I decided to brought it to watch a movie.

Two policemen are going to work:
- Shall we take a bus or walk?
- Well, lets see what arrives first.

A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?
- ???
- The stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don't exist.

Two policemen are in a patrol car:
- Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...

On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
- We found a place to make a u-turn up there.

A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.
- No darling, we can't do it here, our kid is watching us.
- You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them.
- Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public.
- You are right - said the husband - but I had a moment of weakness. We didn't see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
- Don't worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.

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