One-liner jokesOnly one line for your smile!
When all your ships sink, proclaim them submarines and go on.
The meaning of the war is not to die for own country, but to force the one on the other side to die for his country.
The mirror is your best friend. It will never laugh at you while you cry.
According to Santa Claus statistics, one of two wives desire to know the password of the husband.
The oxygen was discovered in 1774. It hasn't been unveiled yet how the people was able to breathe before it.
If the husband opens the car door to his wife or he has a new car or the new wife.
There are women who claim that all men are equal. Isn't this a little too much experience?
The woman wants to live the love that has the length of a novel, the man, a story.
I change the roommate who snores for a roommate who sighs.
Cheating = two wrong people who do the right thing.
When the man sees the woman, he becomes the hunter. When he seduces her, he becomes the spoil.
Make love, no war. You can make both of this – get married.
Newton is a liar. Easy girls "fall faster".
Women are like wine – older they became, and they are more like a barrel.
Love is blind. That's why people in love touch themselves so much.
She was a good girl and everybody loved her, some, even more than once.
The good fairy has granted my two wishes. The third time I was not able.
When girls wear miniskirts, the boys become shy: their eyes are constantly lowered.
The marriage is what comes after life and before death.
Miners, paratroopers and virgins made mistake only once.
Kiss the children of your wife, maybe someone is yours!
I wish the women brain, it will be really relaxing!