More jokesThe jokes again, because the life is too short to be considered too seriously.
In the contest for the best photograph on the theme "Today's life" many works were presented and the jury had the difficult task of choosing the winner. In the end, all unanimously
agreed that the best photo was that of Joe. The photo of him showed a man in a gas mask on the lawn of an old ruined house. The man is holding a condom in one hand and a rose in the
other. At the final ceremony, the president of the jury presents the photograph and comments on it:
- The author portrayed today's life using a metaphor: the old ruined building represents poverty which is becoming more and more widespread, the gas mask is the symbol of environmental pollution and the condom depicts the problem of infectious diseases which have recently become a big problem. However, the flower represents optimism and gives us hope that we will be able to overcome all these difficulties.
After a big applause, Joe takes the stage, bows and says:
- When I took this photo, I had the following thought in my head: making love using a condom is like smelling a flower through a gas mask.
- How do cannibals call the runners?
Grandma tells to her granddaughter the secrets of life:
After a breast surgery, the doctor asks his patient:
Joe went to Africa for a safari and there was captured by a tribe of cannibals. They looked him carefully and the cook decided to prepare a good soup with Joe as the main ingredient
and a few vegetables that were available. The pot with Joe was set on fire, together with the vegetables cut into medium size, like the ancient recipe of the place. Obviously there
was a large lid over the pot to cook everything faster. The whole village has stopped waiting for a delicious dish. The chef from time to time uncovered the pan and beat Joe with a
wooden spoon. The chief of the tribe, curiously asks the chef:
A lady is doing her daily shopping in the store near place she lives. She bought low fat milk, eggs, orange juice, salad, coffee and meat. While she
was unloading the shopping from the basket, a drunk guy, who was standing behind her, was observing. While they were waiting in the line, the drunk guy says quietly:
A man enters in a wine store and asks the seller:
Two friends play golf. One of them is ready to hit the ball and in that moment a funeral hearse passes by. The man stops, take off his hat and bows. His friend:
Husband asks his wife:
A man at the doctor:
- Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off,
ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".