More jokesThe jokes again, because the life is too short to be considered too seriously.
Grandma tells to her granddaughter the secrets of life:
- You know, my dear, there is only one true love in every woman's life.
- And what is your grandmother?
- The sailors!
After a breast surgery, the doctor asks his patient:
Joe went to Africa for a safari and there was captured by a tribe of cannibals. They looked him carefully and the cook decided to prepare a good soup with Joe as the main ingredient
and a few vegetables that were available. The pot with Joe was set on fire, together with the vegetables cut into medium size, like the ancient recipe of the place. Obviously there
was a large lid over the pot to cook everything faster. The whole village has stopped waiting for a delicious dish. The chef from time to time uncovered the pan and beat Joe with a
wooden spoon. The chief of the tribe, curiously asks the chef:
A lady is doing her daily shopping in the store near place she lives. She bought low fat milk, eggs, orange juice, salad, coffee and meat. While she
was unloading the shopping from the basket, a drunk guy, who was standing behind her, was observing. While they were waiting in the line, the drunk guy says quietly:
A man enters in a wine store and asks the seller:
Two friends play golf. One of them is ready to hit the ball and in that moment a funeral hearse passes by. The man stops, take off his hat and bows. His friend:
Husband asks his wife:
A man at the doctor:
- Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off,
ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".