Short jokesCollection of short and one-liner jokes, easy to remember.
Two tanned muscular men have a conversation:
- The sun, the sand and the water: what a life!
- Stop the bullshit and keep shoveling the sand into concrete mixer.
- What is claustrophobia?
- Why do hunting dogs have their ears down?
- All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.
- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
- What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Who has invented the love?
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Good: Your son is growing up.
Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.