Jokes about AnimalsStories about animals are often stories about us, human beings. |
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A little mosquito, after her mother's advice, embarks on her first flight. At home, after ten minutes, the mom asks: - So, my dear, how was it? - Very good, everyone applauded me!
In a circus, a young lion is waiting for his first performance. Very nervous he asks his father:
A man walks a snail on leash and meets one his friend. Friend tells him:
A panda walks into a bar, goes right to the counter, grabs a sandwich and after having eaten it he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots the bartender. Then, as though nothing had happened, he walks out. Everyone in the bar is sitting all speechless and petrified but suddenly someone breaks the silence:
- How hedgehogs mate? - The life is full of surprises, tells a hedgehog, and gets down from a brush.
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment:
It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife. |
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