Jokes about ScotsIs it truth that the Scots are skinflints? These jokes say YES!
A Scot comes to the registry office and wants to change the name of his wife. The clerk looks at him with some suspicion:
- Why didn't your wife come to change her name?
- He can't come because she died a week ago.
- But why do you want to change her name?
- I found a very nice second-hand gravestone, at a good price, but the name is different.
A family from Scotland could not finish their food in a restaurant. A father feeling embarrassed says to the waiter:
- When Scots sell the land?
- Why do the Scots rarely buy the refrigerator?
A Scot is about to rent an apartment by the sea. The owner of the apartment tells him:
City of Edinburgh, Scotland. Two friends share a beer:
A Scot enters in a bus and asks the driver:
Two Scots, a father and his son, go to America.
- Why do Scots watch porn films from the end to the beginning?
A Scot came back from work earlier than usual and saw a plumber's car in the front of his house.
While a Scot is pissing, a pound falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the pound and asks himself
whether a pound is worth getting his hands dirty. After thinking for a while, he takes 10 pounds out of his pocket
and throws them into the toilet.